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1 奥巴马竞选成功演说（附中文翻译）

以下全文是奥巴马赢得选举胜利后的演讲稿全文，在实际的演说过程中，并没有完全按照这份讲稿进行，奥巴马扩充了中间致谢部分的内容。在西方，演讲作为一种专门的课程被教授给学生，尤其是政治家们在年轻时代就娴熟地掌握了这一技巧。其中美国总统的就职演说有许多经典名篇，例如大家耳熟能详的肯尼迪总统和他的“不要问国家为你做了什么，而要问你为国家做了什么。”奥巴马尚未就职，这篇演讲是在他选举获胜后对芝加哥民众发表的演说。

在演讲的第一部分，奥巴马强调了他在法统上的合法性，通过一系列排比句暗示他是由无数美国民众发自内心地采取民主方式选举出来的总统。第二部分在感谢相关人士之后，奥巴马再次重申了美国精神，向民众做出了他的承诺。并号召人民和他一起并肩克难，实施变革，振兴美国。在演说的第三部分，异常巧妙地转换了表述的视角，通过讲述一个106岁的普通黑人妇女库波尔的一生，把美国历史上的危急时刻串联起来，让人民深受感动的同时又不觉得和奥巴马有所疏远，是全篇演讲最精彩的部分。最后，奥巴马重提美国梦，并把美国梦和他本人叠合，彻底完成对个人的渲染和身份的转化，几近神格。

通篇演讲中，奥巴马始终采用和人民对话的口吻，释放出强力的召唤信号，把焦点集中在美国内政之上，鼓舞民心士气，呼吁人民团结一致。同时，值得注意的是，他也非常巧妙地回避了军事外交等他不擅长的领域，只是蜻蜓点水而过，复又把演说重心移回美国国内问题。

我不知道中文翻译者是谁，但是，这个译本是昨天我所见到最完善的一个。把它张贴出来，和大家分享。需要说明的是，我在其中修改了一两处细微的地方，希望不至于影响到诸位的阅读体验。

《Change Has Come To America》

《美国的变革时代已经到来》

Hello, Chicago.

芝加哥的市民们，你们好！

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.It’s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.

如果还有人对在美国是否凡事皆有可能这一点存疑，还有人怀疑美国奠基者的梦想在我们所处的时代是否依然鲜活，还有人质疑我们的民主制度的力量，那么今晚，这些问题都有了答案。这是设在学校和教堂的投票站前排起的前所未见的长队给出的答案；是等了三四个小时的选民所给出的答案，其中许多人都是有生以来第一次投票，因为他们认定这一次肯定会不一样，认为自己的声音会是这次大选有别于以往之所在。

It’s the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled – Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.

这是所有美国人民共同给出的答案－－无论老少贫富，无论是民主党还是共和党，无论是黑人、白人、拉美裔、亚裔、原住民，是同性恋者还是异性恋者、残疾人还是健全人－－我们从来不是“红州”和“蓝州”的对立阵营，我们是美利坚合众国这个整体，永远都是。

It’s the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.

长久以来，很多人一再受到告诫，要对我们所能取得的成绩极尽讽刺、担忧和怀疑之能事，但这个答案让这些人伸出手来把握历史，再次让它朝向美好明天的希望延伸。

It’s been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America.

已经过去了这么长时间，但今晚，由于我们在今天、在这场大选中、在这个具有决定性的时刻所做的，美国已经迎来了变革。

I just received a very gracious call from Senator McCain. He fought long and hard in this campaign, and he’s fought even longer and harder for the country he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine, and we are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader. I congratulate him and Governor Palin for all they have achieved, and I look forward to working with them to renew this nation’s promise in the months ahead.

我刚刚接到了麦凯恩参议员极具风度的致电。他在这场大选中经过了长时间的努力奋斗，而他为自己所深爱的这个国家奋斗的时间更长、过程更艰辛。他为美国做出了我们大多数人难以想像的牺牲，我们的生活也因这位勇敢无私的领袖所做出的贡献而变得更美好。我向他和佩林州长所取得的成绩表示祝贺，我也期待着与他们一起在未来的岁月中为复兴这个国家的希望而共同努力。

I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton and rode with on that train home to Delaware, the Vice President-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.

我要感谢我在这次旅程中的伙伴－－已当选美国副总统的拜登。他全心参与竞选活动，为普通民众代言，他们是他在斯克兰顿从小到大的伙伴，也是在他回特拉华的火车上遇到的男男女女。

I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last sixteen years, the rock of our family and the love of my life, our nation’s next First Lady, Michelle Obama. Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that’s coming with us to the White House. And while she’s no longer with us, I know my grandmother is watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight, and know that my debt to them is beyond measure.

如果没有一个人的坚决支持，我今晚就不会站在这里，她是我过去16年来最好的朋友、是我们一家人的中坚和我一生的挚爱，更是我们国家的下一位第一夫人：米歇尔?奥巴马(Michelle Obama)。萨莎(Sasha)和玛丽亚(Malia)，我太爱你们两个了，你们已经得到了一条新的小狗，它将与我们一起入驻白宫。虽然我的外祖母已经不在了，但我知道她与我的亲人肯定都在看着我，因为他们，我才能拥有今天的成就。今晚，我想念他们，我知道自己欠他们的无可计量。

To my campaign manager David Plouffe, my chief strategist David Axelrod, and the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics – you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you’ve sacrificed to get it done.

我的竞选经理大卫?普劳夫(David Plouffe)、首席策略师大卫?艾克斯罗德(David Axelrod)以及政治史上最好的竞选团队－－是你们成就了今天，我永远感激你们为实现今天的成就所做出的牺牲。

But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to – it belongs to you.

但最重要的是，我永远不会忘记这场胜利真正的归属－－它属于你们。

I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn’t start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington – it began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston.

我从来不是最有希望的候选人。一开始，我们没有太多资金，也没有得到太多人的支持。我们的竞选活动并非诞生于华盛顿的高门华第之内，而是始于得梅因、康科德、查尔斯顿这些地方的普通民众家中。

It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give five dollars and ten dollars and twenty dollars to this cause. It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation’s apathy; who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep; from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on the doors of perfect strangers; from the millions of Americans who volunteered, and organized, and proved that more than two centuries later, a government of the people, by the people and for the people has not perished from this Earth. This is your victory.

我们的竞选活动能有今天的规模，是因为辛勤工作的人们从自己的微薄积蓄中拿出钱来，捐出一笔又一笔5美元、10美元、20美元。而竞选活动的声势越来越大则是源自那些年轻人，他们拒绝接受认为他们这代人冷漠的荒诞说法；他们离开家、离开亲人，从事报酬微薄、极其辛苦的工作；同时也源自那些已经不算年轻的人们，他们冒着严寒酷暑，敲开陌生人的家门进行竞选宣传；更源自数百万的美国民众，他们自动自发地组织起来，证明了在两百多年以后，民有、民治、民享的政府并未从地球上消失。这是你们的胜利。

I know you didn’t do this just to win an election and I know you didn’t do it for me. You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime – two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century. Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us. There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after their children fall asleep and wonder how they’ll make the mortgage, or pay their doctor’s bills, or save enough for college. There is new energy to harness and new jobs to be created; new schools to build and threats to meet and alliances to repair.

我知道你们的所做所为并不只是为了赢得大选，我也知道你们做这一切并不是为了我。你们这样做是因为你们明白摆在面前的任务有多艰巨。因为即便我们今晚欢呼庆祝，我们也知道明天将面临我们一生之中最为艰巨的挑战---两场战争、一个面临危险的星球，还有百年来最严重的金融危机。今晚站在此地，我们知道伊拉克的沙漠里和阿富汗的群山中还有勇敢的美国士兵醒来，甘冒生命危险保护着我们。会有在孩子熟睡后仍难以入眠的父母，担心如何偿还按揭月供、付医药费或是存够钱送孩子上大学。我们亟待开发新能源、创造新的工作机会；我们需要修建新学校，还要应对众多威胁、修复与许多盟国的关系。

The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even one term, but America – I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you – we as a people will get there.

前方的道路会十分漫长艰辛。我们可能无法在一年甚至一届任期之内实现上述目标，但我从未像今晚这样满怀希望，相信我们会实现。我向你们承诺---我们作为一个整体将会达成目标。

There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won’t agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can’t solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it’s been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years – block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.

我们会遭遇挫折和不成功的开端。对于我作为总统所做的每项决定和政策，会有许多人持有异议，我们也知道政府并不能解决所有问题。但我会向你们坦陈我们所面临的挑战。我会聆听你们的意见，尤其是在我们意见相左之时。最重要的是，我会请求你们参与重建这个国家，以美国221年来从未改变的唯一方式---一砖一瓦而成、胼手胝足相续。

What began twenty-one months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek – it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.

21个月前那个寒冬所开始的一切不应该在今天这个秋夜结束。今天的选举胜利并不是我们所寻求的改变---这只是我们进行改变的机会。而且如果我们仍然按照旧有方式行事，我们所寻求的改变不可能出现。没有你们，也不可能有这种改变。

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it’s that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers – in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one people.

因此，让我们发扬新的爱国精神，树立新的服务意识和责任感，让我们每个人下定决心全情投入、更加努力地工作，并彼此关爱。让我们铭记这场金融危机带来的教训：我们不可能在金融以外的领域备受煎熬的同时拥有繁荣兴旺的华尔街---在这个国家，我们患难与共。

Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House – a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty, and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, “We are not enemies, but friends…though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection.” And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn – I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too.

让我们抵制重走老路的诱惑，避免重新回到令美国政治长期深受毒害的党派纷争和由此引发的遗憾和不成熟表现。让我们牢记，正是伊利诺伊州的一名男子首次将共和党的大旗扛到了白宫。共和党是建立在自强自立、个人自由以及全民团结的价值观上，这也是我们所有人都珍视的价值。虽然民主党今天晚上赢得了巨大的胜利，但我们是以谦卑的态度和弥合阻碍我们进步的分歧的决心赢得这场胜利的。林肯在向远比我们眼下分歧更大的国家发表讲话时说，我们不是敌人，而是朋友……虽然激情可能褪去，但是这不会割断我们感情上的联系。对于那些现在并不支持我的美国人，我想说，或许我没有赢得你们的选票，但是我听到了你们的声音，我需要你们的帮助，而且我也将是你们的总统。

And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world – our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down – we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security – we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America’s beacon still burns as bright – tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.

那些彻夜关注美国大选的海外人士，从国会到皇宫，以及在这个世界被遗忘的角落里挤在收音机旁的人们，我们的经历虽然各有不同，但是我们的命运是相通的，新的美国领袖诞生了。那些想要颠覆这个世界的人们，我们必将击败你们。那些追求和平和安全的人们，我们支持你们。那些所有怀疑美国能否继续照亮世界发展前景的人们，今天晚上我们再次证明，我们国家真正的力量并非来自我们武器的威力或财富的规模，而是来自我们理想的持久力量：民主、自由、机会和不屈的希望。

For that is the true genius of America – that America can change. Our union can be perfected. And what we have already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

这才是美国真正的精华---美国能够改变。我们的联邦会日臻完善。我们取得的成就为我们将来能够取得的以及必须取得的成就增添了希望。

This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that’s on my mind tonight is about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She’s a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing – Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.

这次大选创造了多项“第一”，也诞生了很多将世代流传的故事。但是今天晚上令我难忘的却是在亚特兰大投票的一名妇女：安?尼克松?库波尔(Ann Nixon Cooper)。她和其他数百万排队等待投票的选民没有什么差别，除了一点：她已是106岁的高龄。

She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky; when someone like her couldn’t vote for two reasons – because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.

她出生的那个时代奴隶制度刚刚结束；那时路上没有汽车，天上也没有飞机；当时像她这样的人由于两个原因不能投票－－一是她是女性，另一个原因是她的肤色。

And tonight, I think about all that she’s seen throughout her century in America – the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can’t, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can.

今天晚上，我想到了她在美国过去一百年间所经历的种种：心痛和希望；挣扎和进步；那些我们被告知我们办不到的世代，以及那些坚信美国信条---是的，我们能做到---的人们。

At a time when women’s voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes we can.

曾几何时，妇女没有发言权，她们的希望化作泡影，但是安?尼克松?库波尔活了下来，看到妇女们站了起来，看到她们大声发表自己的见解，看到她们去参加大选投票。是的，我们能做到。

When there was despair in the dust bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs and a new sense of common purpose. Yes we can.

当30年代的沙尘暴和大萧条引发人们的绝望之情时，她看到一个国家用罗斯福新政、新就业机会以及对新目标的共同追求战胜恐慌。是的，我们能做到。

When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can.

当炸弹袭击了我们的海港、独裁专制威胁到全世界，她见证了美国一代人的伟大崛起，见证了一个民主国家被拯救。是的，我们能做到。

She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that “We Shall Overcome.” Yes we can.

她看到蒙哥马利通了公共汽车、伯明翰接上了水管、塞尔马建了桥，一位来自亚特兰大的传教士告诉人们：我们能成功。是的，我们能做到。

A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can.

人类登上月球、柏林墙倒下，世界因我们的科学和想像被连接在一起。今年，就在这次选举中，她用手指触碰屏幕投下自己的选票，因为在美国生活了106年之后，经历了最好的时光和最黑暗的时刻之后，她知道美国如何能够发生变革。是的，我们能做到。

America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves – if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?

美国，我们已经走过漫漫长路。我们已经历了很多。但是我们仍有很多事情要做。因此今夜，让我们自问---如果我们的孩子能够活到下个世纪；如果我们的女儿有幸活得和安一样长，他们将会看到怎样的改变？我们将会取得怎样的进步？

This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time – to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth – that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people:Yes We Can.

现在是我们回答这个问题的机会。这是我们的时刻。这是我们的时代---让我们的人民重新就业，为我们的后代敞开机会的大门；恢复繁荣发展，推进和平事业；让“美国梦”重新焕发光芒，再次证明这样一个基本的真理：我们是一家人；一息尚存，我们就有希望；当我们遇到嘲讽和怀疑，当有人说我们办不到的时候，我们要以这个永恒的信条来回应他们：是的，我们能做到。

Thank you, God bless you, and may God Bless the United States of America.

感谢你们。上帝保佑你们。愿上帝保佑美利坚合众国。

2 麦凯恩的败选演说

今天是美国大选日。

就像所有人预测的，奥巴马毫无悬念地轻松击败麦凯恩，当选为美国历史上第一位黑人总统。

当所有的聚光灯都照向奥巴马时，很少有人注意到，麦凯恩发表了一篇第一流的败选演说。他今年已经72岁了，这次竞选很可能是他人生中的最后一件大事。今晚过后，他长达半个世纪的公职生涯也许就结束了，那么这篇演说就是他在历史中留下的最后声音了。

麦凯恩演说的场地，是亚利桑那州凤凰城的一块空地，那里离他的家很近，开车只要10分钟。就是在这块场地上，他办过结婚时的露天宴会，以及许多次参议员选举获胜的庆祝晚会。

我的朋友们，我们已经走完了这次漫长的旅程

Thank you. Thank you, my friends. Thank you for coming here on this beautiful Arizona evening.

感谢各位。非常感谢你们，我的朋友们。感谢你们在这个美好的夜晚，来到这里。

My friends, we have -- we have come to the end of a long journey. The American people have spoken, and they have spoken clearly.

我的朋友们，我们已经，已经走完了这次漫长的旅程。美国人民已经说出了他们的决定，说得非常清楚。

A little while ago, I had the honor of calling Sen. Barack Obama to congratulate him.

刚才，我非常荣幸地给奥巴马参议员打电话，向他表示祝贺。

To congratulate him on being elected the next president of the country that we both love.

祝贺他当选为这个国家的下一任总统，这个我们两个都无比热爱的国家的下一任总统。

我明白这次选举对于非洲裔美国人的特殊意义

This is an historic election, and I recognize the special significance it has for African-Americans and for the special pride that must be theirs tonight.

这是一次历史性的选举。我明白这次选举对于非洲裔美国人的特殊意义，感受到了此刻他们心中油然而生的自豪感。

I've always believed that America offers opportunities to all who have the industry and will to seize it. Sen. Obama believes that, too.

我始终深信不疑，对于任何一个勤奋努力、勇于开拓的人，美国都会给予他机会。奥巴马参议员也深信这一点。

But we both recognize that, though we have come a long way from the old injustices that once stained our nation's reputation and denied some Americans the full blessings of American citizenship, the memory of them still had the power to wound.

但是，我们两个也都不曾忘记，历史上有过一段黑暗的日子，一些美国人被剥夺了完整的公民权，这样的不公正令我们的国家蒙羞。虽然它早已成为了历史，但是伤痛的记忆依然存在。

A century ago, President Theodore Roosevelt's invitation of Booker T. Washington to dine at the White House was taken as an outrage in many quarters.

一个世纪前，西奥多·罗斯福总统邀请Booker T. Washington（注：黑人教育家），到白宫共进晚餐。全国各地有许多人，认为这是一个骇人听闻的事件。

America today is a world away from the cruel and frightful bigotry of that time. There is no better evidence of this than the election of an African-American to the presidency of the United States.

今天的美国已经是一个完全不同的世界了，骇人的残忍和可怕的偏执一去不复返了。最好的证据就是，今晚一个非洲裔美国人当选为美利坚合众国的总统。

我将尽我所能帮助他

These are difficult times for our country. And I pledge to him tonight to do all in my power to help him lead us through the many challenges we face.

我们的国家正处在艰难时刻。奥巴马参议员将领导我们迎接挑战。今晚，我向他保证，我将尽我所能帮助他，

I urge all Americans who supported me to join me in not just congratulating him, but offering our next president our good will and earnest effort to find ways to come together to find the necessary compromises to bridge our differences and help restore our prosperity, defend our security in a dangerous world, and leave our children and grandchildren a stronger, better country than we inherited.

我呼吁所有支持我的美国人，一起加入我，不仅向我们的下一任总统表示祝贺，而且将我们良好的愿望和不懈的努力都提供给他，一起构筑沟通的桥梁，一起找到恢复繁荣的道路，在这个危险的世界中确保我们的安全，让我们的子孙生活在一个更强大、更美好的国家。

失败是我的，不是你们的

It is natural. It's natural, tonight, to feel some disappointment. But tomorrow, we must move beyond it and work together to get our country moving again.

今晚，很自然地，我们会感到一些失望。但是明天，我们还要继续前进，还要并肩工作，让我们的国家不断向前。

We fought -- we fought as hard as we could. And though we fell short, the failure is mine, not yours.

我们努力过了，尽了我们所能。虽然最后我们没有成功，但是失败是我的，不是你们的。

I am so deeply grateful to all of you for the great honor of your support and for all you have done for me. I wish the outcome had been different, my friends.

我要对你们所有人表示深切的感谢，你们的支持和你们为我所做的一切，是我的莫大荣耀。我的朋友们，我多么希望，我们有一个不一样的结果。

The road was a difficult one from the outset, but your support and friendship never wavered. I cannot adequately express how deeply indebted I am to you.

从第一天起，这就是一条艰难的道路，但是你们的支持和努力从未动摇。我无法用言语表达，我对你们是多么感激。

我的心中只有感激

I don't know -- I don't know what more we could have done to try to win this election. I'll leave that to others to determine. Every candidate makes mistakes, and I'm sure I made my share of them. But I won't spend a moment of the future regretting what might have been.

我不知道。不知道我们还要再做什么，才能赢得这场选举。我想把这个问题，留给其他人来思考。每个候选人都会犯错误，我很肯定我也是如此。但是，我不会再花一分钟，对那些可能发生的事情懊恼不已。

This campaign was and will remain the great honor of my life, and my heart is filled with nothing but gratitude for the experience and to the American people for giving me a fair hearing before deciding that Sen. Obama and my old friend Sen. Joe Biden should have the honor of leading us for the next four years.

这场选举已经是、并且将一直是我生命中的莫大光荣。虽然，美国人民最后决定，将未来四年领导美国的光荣使命，交给了奥巴马参议员和我的老朋友拜登参议员，但是对于这段选举的经历，我的心中只有感激。我要感谢美国人民给予我公平的机会，倾听了我的主张。

Tonight -- tonight, more than any night, I hold in my heart nothing but love for this country and for all its citizens, whether they supported me or Sen. Obama -- whether they supported me or Sen. Obama.

今晚，就是在此刻，我的心中比任何一个夜晚都充满了对这个国家和她的全体人民的爱，不管美国人民选择支持我或者奥巴马参议员。

我们绝不会从历史中消失

I wish Godspeed to the man who was my former opponent and will be my president. And I call on all Americans, as I have often in this campaign, to not despair of our present difficulties, but to believe, always, in the promise and greatness of America, because nothing is inevitable here.

对于我从前的竞选对手和未来的总统，我表示祝福。就像在竞选中我一再说过的，我呼吁全体美国人民，不要对现在的困难处境感到绝望，我们要永远地对这个国家的前途和伟大抱有信心。

Americans never quit. We never surrender.

美国人民从来不会放弃。我们从不认输。

We never hide from history. We make history.

我们绝不会从历史中消失。我们创造历史。

Thank you, and God bless you, and God bless America. Thank you all very much.

感谢你们。上帝保佑你们。上帝保佑美国。衷心地感谢你们所有人。

演说原稿http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/04/mccain.transcript/?iref=mpstoryview

演说视频http://elections.nytimes.com/2008/results/president/speeches/mccain-concession-speech.html

3 关于玉皇大帝的很好笑的帖子

玉皇大帝姓张，有诗为证：

文有张良，武有张飞，下有张天师，上有张玉皇。

姓张的一定乐得不能行。

 

民间传说玉皇大帝姓张，叫张百万，是一个百万富翁。

民间还有一个传说是，姜子牙封神后准备当玉皇大帝的，因为新封的神不属三教管，自然得有个管的人，当姜子牙准备登基时，一个姓李的小子突然从案底钻到了龙椅上，姜子牙于是说“我真的没有做神仙的命”，于是下凡做诸侯去了。这个姓李的从此就成了玉皇大帝，不然天上那么多神仙，咋就玉皇大帝仙力最差。

 

玉皇大帝姓张名有仁。

传说姜子牙封神时，所有的位置都安排好了，就只差一个玉皇大帝还没安排。于是有人问了，谁做玉皇大帝啊？

姜子牙本来是准备自己来做玉皇大帝的，说：“你急什么，自然有人来做。”

没想到猛听底下有人大声道：“臣张有仁谢恩!”

姜子牙晕倒!

 

（这个最搞笑）

我叫张有仁，是天庭的玉皇大帝，封神时策封的全名叫玉皇大天尊玄穹高上皇，后人大多简称我为玉皇大帝或玉帝。想来各位一定还不知道我“张有仁”这个名字，只知道我叫玉皇大帝，其实只是因为我到如今还没有出过自传，也没有人为我立过传记，所以不为人所识。唉，现在只要稍微有点人模狗样的家伙都会写自传，想我堂堂天庭之主，怎么能没有传记呢！想到这点，于是我决定写一点关于自己的经历供世人景仰。

其实吴承恩在《西游记》中已经写了一些关于我的简历：自幼修行，经历了三千多年才成金仙，又经过一千五百五十五劫，每劫为十二万九千六百年，才享受到无极大道，成为掌管天、地、人三界的最高主宰，也被佛教、道教尊为最崇高的神。

通过上面的介绍大家可以推算一下，一千五百五十五劫乘上每劫十二万九千六百年后，再加上修炼的三千年等于两亿零一百五十三万一千年，我就大约出生在那个时候。由现在推算回去，正是地球恐龙全盛的侏椤纪时代，这样大家应该很明白了，为什么皇帝都会被称为真龙天子，都是以我为榜样，照我的形象定义的。因为我其实就是一个修炼得道的恐龙。 

我幼小时，家族很庞大，整个世界都由我们统治。天上飞的，地上走的，水里游的，都在我们家族的控制之下，社会一片欣欣向荣，我从小就接受良好的教育，经过了三千多年的修炼而得道。就在我刚得道成仙的时候，可怕的冰川运动将整个世界变成了一片废墟，这是我经历的第一个劫也是最可怕的一个劫，幸好我得道后有点法力和运气，在修炼的山洞里，成了唯一躲过这场灾难的恐龙。

 天下自盘古开天劈地后，再次轮为混沌状态，天和地都是一片冰雪朦朦，我的日子变得艰难且漫长，陪伴我的是那无穷无尽的寂寞。于是我凭着一项优秀的本能，冬眠。我度过了那无休无止的岁月，排遣着无边无际的孤独。每一次睡眠都要经过十二万九千六百年，为了记住我有多大岁数，我每次醒来会用树枝打上一个结，谁知我一共竟打下了一千五百五十四个结。

当我在打最后一个结的时候，天地已经不再模糊，气候也变得温暖起来，于是我出洞散散步，看看新世界。这时我遇到了盘古的漂亮MM----女娲。当时她正坐在山坡上做泥人玩。我很寂寞，便上去和她搭搭讪，说说话。其实我并没有其他意思，只不过想找她聊聊天而已。谁知她见我是个恐龙，居然理也不理我，跑得远远的，这番举动实在伤透了我的心。伤心得我回到洞里作了最后一次冬眠。

当我再次醒来的时候，世界上已经有了人。然而上次女娲的举动让我意识到形象很重要，一个恐龙应该是没有人会喜欢的。我实在太寂寞了，实在太需要找人聊天玩乐。为了排遣寂寞且不受人岐视，于是我摇身变成了个帅G，给自己取了个名字叫张有仁，来到女娲所造人的社会中混日子。无意之间我也很做出了点成绩的，轩辕黄帝战胜过蚩尤时，我帮他推过车，后羿射日时，我替他喝过彩，大禹疏通过河道时，我给他引过路，由于我法力有限，道行也不够深，只能做做打杂的事，所以一直没人注意我。

到了商纣的时候，天下一片混乱，神界也一片混乱，天法极不健全，而且这些神仙也没有具体岗位职责，不知自己该做什么，哪些不能做，一天到晚胡天胡地，搞得天上乌烟彰气。成仙的考核标准也很混乱，不断有人或兽修道成仙，天上仙位已无空缺，很多待业的神仙便下凡干起了个体。如什么太乙真人，广成子之类。弄得地上也妖精满山，鬼魂也没个着落。幸好这时武王高举伐纣的旗帜，大呼“造反有理！”。于是上界的神仙们分为两派，一是造反派，一是保皇派，各帮一方，展开了一场大战。当时两派神仙约定，由胜的一方负责封神，来拟定天上各个神仙的职称，确定神仙的岗位职责。

伐纣的时候，我幸运地成为了姜子牙身边的勤务兵，替他端茶倒水。当然最后武王伐纣成功，由姜子牙负责在封神台上评定职称，其中我的资历高，自然也属封神之列。

姜子牙功劳最大，“玉皇大天尊玄穹高上皇”的称号他是留给他自己的。我也知道在整个伐纣过程中我什么功劳也没有，可若被他封去做个土地或山神之类的七品小仙实在是很没面子，何况我的资历这么高。为此我愁得几天几夜都合不拢眼。

封神台上，仙气萦绕，姜子牙得意洋洋地封着各种神号，当他嘴里每念出一个名字，封神榜上就刻上了那个名字。待到各类有肥缺的神号都封完了，仍没我的名字，于是我实在忍不住了，插嘴问道：

“子牙兄，玉皇大天尊玄穹高上皇准备封给谁的？”

姜子牙脸皮有些薄，不好意思说是留给自己的，含含糊糊地应道：“自然是有人的了。”

就在此刻我灵光一闪，急忙应道：“原来子牙兄给我评了这么高的职称，真够朋友。我在这里多谢了！”谁叫我的名字正是张有仁呢！再说我也当之无愧，毕竟我的仙历是最长的嘛。

姜子牙还没反应过来，封神榜上已刻上了我的名字，无法再更改了。正所谓会做的不如会说的，你看就这么几句话，姜子牙伐纣的功劳就被我享受了。

我就是这么成了玉皇大帝，住进了金阙云宫灵霄宝殿，由三十三座天宫、七十二重宝殿组成，手下十代冥王管人间生死；四海龙王管天气变化；九曜星、五方将、二十八宿、四大天王等等神勇盖地；太白金星、二郎真君、五方五老各路神仙，个个法力无边。

然而我自家知道自家事，对本身法力有自知之明，幸好当领导是最容易的，没有什么技术性，也不用做什么细致的工作，一切自有人代劳。不过也有让我头痛的，就是孙猴子为了职称问题次居然大闹天宫，差点搞得我差点下不了台。后来全靠西天如来佛祖的高强法力，才平息了这次爆乱。看来当初我允许如来佛来我的地盘，进行传教拉客，并以此和他结盟的决定是正确的了。

还有一个八卦

玉皇和西王母并非夫妻。王母娘娘是其妻子